Anonymous asked: hey douchebag. why don't you pull that very large stick out of your ass and learn how to write. i read hallmark cards that are better written. and it couldn't hurt for you to eat some salads and loss some weight, you look like a fat baby seal trying to squeeze into that undersized leather jacket. you look ridiculous. get a life.
Thank you very much for writing in! I highly appreciate you taking the time to read my comics when there are already decades of highly engaging greeting cards filling the racks. I definitely agree Hallmark in particular is well worthy of such accolades. You don’t stay in the greeting card business that long without doing something right!
I was very touched to read of your concern for my health, but was equally flattered by your comparison to a baby seal (albeit one of some girth). Those are some of the cutest of all the world’s creatures. All and all, I’m not sure I’m worthy of such praise, but I’ll definitely take the compliment.
In the meantime, I hope all is well with you! I’m sure you’ve got a long night of bravely writing in to your other favorite author’s Tumblr without identifying yourself. Makes a guy who does what he’s always aspired to do for a living pretty darn jealous! What a life!